Chris rock quotes on dating
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. We got so much food in America we're allergic to food.
Ever see a list of the richest black people in the country?
But you can't get past number eight without running across a brother who just hit the Lotto jackpot last week.
"We gotta go to Iraq because they're the most dangerous country on Earth, they're the most dangerous regime in the world." If they so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole f***ing country? Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks.
'Cause niggas is shooting at the screen, "This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in here! Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!
Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Chris Rock (Bigger and Blacker) 'Cause every woman in here, ever since you were every guy you met has been trying to fuck you.
A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker!
Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." Nigga, you know you robbed me. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does.
Shit, you can drive a car with your feet if you want to, that don't make it a good fucking idea! " And the Indians ain't yelling shit, 'cause they dead.
" I feel sorry for the guys that gotta pick a wife out of this bunch. Chris Rock (Never Scared) George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president! Chris Rock (Kill The Messenger) We're not just voting for him 'cause he's black, we're voting for him 'cause he's black and qualified.
The machine is like, "You better go see a teller." You ever go to a teller and try to take out eight dollars and fifty cents? " I'm not talkin' about Lionel Richie, I'm talkin' about them shiny niggas behind him!
I was like, "If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!
Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance.